2004-05-31

I wonder if Taters n Cream would make this for me

Posted by Hello

Shit there's beer everywhere!

Its been a few days since my last entry, and in those few days here is what I have done;

Friday I did a lot, but can't remember what.

Saturday I left here around 7 and arrived in Fredericton about an hour and a half later, a new personal record.

The drive there was great, hardly any traffic, and a small race with a rental echo.
I passed him around Blackville, he passed me back in Doak on a hill with a passing lane, as the mustang does not like hills unless you have a 110km/h run going. The echo's lead was short lived though, after a couple of quick corners and a downhill section, he quickly pulled to the shoulder of the road, with the passenger side door already opening. A girl got out and puked all over the place. I guess maybe he wasn't racing with me, but just trying to find a store quickly for her to puke.

I only got lost for a few moments in Fredericton, due to some road signs missing from construction. I quickly made my way to Xcitment video and then onto brunswick street and called Andrew at the panic number provided on the map he made and was guided the rest of the way by phone.

We made a run to the liquor store, sobeys and picked up a couple of teens at A&W, then played some video games, watched a few episodes of the mr.show which were very good, and then attempted to harrass people online, but no one seemed to be around. Also Andrew did a small segment that will be used in Adventures In Video Vol.2, and during the segment when a stunt went wrong he coined the quote that could be the subtitle to AIV vol.2, "Shit there is beer everywhere!"

Sunday was some F1 viewing, a trip to both malls and a flee market, followed by me meeting up with Kelly at the mall for the drive home, which went well, only taking about 1h46mins. It was a pretty good drive, but some standing rain on sections of the Blackville to Miramichi sector which slowed us down.

The last episode of TPB's was a little different like most of the season, but still good. I wonder how they got Rita McNeil and Nancy Regan into it, and where Steve Murphy was.

2004-05-27

If You Don't Like It, You Can Get The Fu* k Out Too

Operation Southern Comfort Consumption went well last night.

I had half a pint of it here at home and 3 doubles of it at the OH, along with 1 double rum and cola.

I hate how when making the switch from SC to rum and cola, the rum and everything afterwards tastes like grape juice. Thankfully we discovered the OH had SC and I was able to do a quick switch back to it for the rest of the night.

The highlights from the night include our arrival at the OH behind some tall lanky bastard who was bared. The bouncer was nice about it and the guy walked out but was mouthy. So the bouncer mumbled something like your lucky I don't go out and beat your head in. He wasn't aware the guys "uncle" or gay lover, was standing beside him at the time. The "uncle" told the bouncer he better smarten up or he will have him to deal with and that he knows the owner. The bouncers response was simply, "If you don't like it you can get the **** out too."

Other then that, it was pretty empty, only a few people I knew there.

Kelly and I spent most of the night sitting with the pride of mr. bryans grade 9 homeroom, James H. and some people he knows.

During the sit down, a girl from work came over and I believe was saying something to me or about me, I can't recall exactly as I was in the everything tastes like grape phase of the night but she said something along the lines of "I talked to him all day yesterday but I don't think he likes me." Kelly's response to her was, "Probably not."

The only other incident from the night occuried on the walk home, when some older lady was in the liquor store parking lot looking at us, and Kelly said something like what the **** are you looking at to her. Thankfully we made it home without getting shot.

2004-05-26

Giraffe!

The highlight from work today was a woman who kept claiming someone helped her last year with something that we have no involvment in what so ever and when I said we don't support said task and could not help her, she asked if I was new working there, when I said yes she shut up for a minute out of surprise.

I'm now on my days off until Saturday.

2004-05-24

Pissmops

It has been a few days since my first entry, and here is what I have been up to;

- Kelly and I went to a wedding and reception in Blackville/Renous on Saturday. The food was good and the wedding had some entertaining moments.

Twice, the people infront of us dropped their babyseat on the floor, and the entire church turned and looked at them both times, gasping and wondering if the baby was in it.

The other entertainment came from a kid playing with a toy truck during the ceremony, and one item I missed seeing but Kelly caught, was the priest almost falling and lighting the church on fire prior to the event as he lit some candles.

Sunday I got up early to watch the F1 race.

After the race I had a brief nap, and then showered and went to work. Work was pretty quiet for the first few hours until my night supervisor showed up.

He told us about how he couldn't view his porn the night before because the site wanted him to download a spyware viewer, eventually he yelled "I couldn't get my porn!"
Thankfully he was able to get his porn fix from express vu and told us about that.

The popular thing to do lately at work is, wait until the supervisor is near you, but instead of just talking to him there, you secretly call the supervisors desk phone and make him walk all the way to it and then ask what you want to ask.

Last night at work was also the first celebrity client experience I had, I had Wayne Smith, he is the M.Schum of maritime prostock racing the last few years.
Unofficialy I had former US president Gerald Ford last month, however I'm sure it wasn't really him, however he did appear pretty drunk on the phone.

2004-05-20

Entry #1

After a few years of being on the sidelines just viewing, I've finally decided to join in and start one of these things.

I don't know what I will write in here, probably highlights of liquor adventures, work place shenanigans and anything else worth noting.