Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

The last few days have been classic at work.

Starting off with one customer telling me, "Everything but the godd*mn chair I'm sitting in is new."

Later on another customer had an email subject, "Beer & Tities" I was tempted to open it but I don't like beer.

The most enjoyable moment was after a customer told me his problem, I told him what to do to fix it, he said, "Sorry big guy but I hate to tell you but I don't think thats the problem." A few minutes later after I pretty much dared him, he did what I suggested and then said, "Yeah, ok it's working now, sorry."

I purchased a new copy of George Carlin's book, "When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops" for about $10can on ebay. Well worth the wait, instead of buying it anywhere else for $40.