Christmas is coming pretty quick this year, kind of the same speed as one Richard Mac. displays when someone suggests he light the school yard on fire, and 15 minutes later you hear sirens and see a fire truck, then him being guided to the office by police.
I enjoy seeing someone on cops who bares a striking resemblance to someone from here and it takes two looks to determine it is not them. One day it will be for real. Speaking of that, the other week Kelly and I stumbled onto a local who moved away and seems to have made it on the Matchmaker show, it was a classic Matchmaker episode with the host making some good disses about both her and the guy.
I watched the Trailer Park Boys Christmas movie Saturday night as Kelly scored an early copy from her stolen satellite signals, it started off pretty slow but as soon as Ricky appeared it got interesting and became an instant classic. There is even a bit of Platinum Blonde played in the episode.
2004-12-02
Bob Villa
Last night featured a solid mall visit with Kelly, it included; seeing B.Morris, a female mullet, an opportunity to make the comment, "now there's a joke if I ever saw one" in regards to a high school math teacher.
We noticed some foreigners wandering in the hall, then noticed a new store that no one was working in, it turns out these foreigners have set up shop in the mall, and they have some good shit.
I was able to get a mounted/framed Scarface movie poster for $30, it was regular $70. I have been trying to get a good one for months now. They also had a large section of tity calendars but Kelly made me look the other way.
There was also the classic incident of being in Zellers for less then 2 minutes and hearing the security personal being called to a zone 13 of the store. I don't recall walking in there without that happening, no matter who I'm with. I wonder if I'm on their watch list from the adventures of Mr. Kenna and I to the store on a monthly basis years ago, one such time he tried to purchase the cardboard display VCR and TV. I believe that was on the same adventure when a toy we were testing in the dollar store came apart, and a piece of it flew up the isle and struck the cashier at the front of the store.
We noticed some foreigners wandering in the hall, then noticed a new store that no one was working in, it turns out these foreigners have set up shop in the mall, and they have some good shit.
I was able to get a mounted/framed Scarface movie poster for $30, it was regular $70. I have been trying to get a good one for months now. They also had a large section of tity calendars but Kelly made me look the other way.
There was also the classic incident of being in Zellers for less then 2 minutes and hearing the security personal being called to a zone 13 of the store. I don't recall walking in there without that happening, no matter who I'm with. I wonder if I'm on their watch list from the adventures of Mr. Kenna and I to the store on a monthly basis years ago, one such time he tried to purchase the cardboard display VCR and TV. I believe that was on the same adventure when a toy we were testing in the dollar store came apart, and a piece of it flew up the isle and struck the cashier at the front of the store.
2004-11-13
Jesus had a haircut like mine
The highlight of the week was Wednesday night. It started out innocently with picking up Chris, Julie and Kelly, then heading to my place for pre drinking events. We were joined by Vanessa and Paige who never drinks, because she is always driving, but I think she has a fear of liquor, and uses the driving as an excuse. We must test this theory out.
We headed to the OH, where it seemed pretty quiet for a bit. It then turned into an all star event with non stop laughing most of the night. I returned from the bathroom to notice Kelly found Franklin V. with a girl she used to work with. I haven't seen him since before the summer, so most of the night was spent with him hearing stories which cannot be reproduced for your enjoyment but were top notch. We were soon joined by names like Kenny M, G.Savoy, J. Morris, as well as a few others. I recall Kenny attempting to drink 3 drinks at once and they spilled over himself and a couple other people. Later in the night it appeared he tried to pick a fight with some guy. I also recall us running interference in a pick up attempt by him, which is always a fun event to take part in while out. Things used in the interference were comments like, "hey your date is sitting over there by herself." pointing to the girl who was actually there with Franklin.
Other highlights included seeing my cousin, and him stating, "Jesus had a haircut like mine" as well J Scott was out and observed taking part in yelling, "show us your tits" and some other notables I haven't seen in a good while such as Timmy M. who is still alive, and Mark. F was seen running and skipping around on the streets outside afterwards like he usually does.
Kelly and I then went to Subway and I talked to B. Ryan who has informed me due to the hockey strike he is forced to watch basketball this year, I don't think anything could make me watch basketball.
We then returned to outside the OH and had 3 or 4 taxi rides stolen by others who ran infront of us while we were waiting right on the corner for one. During this Kelly was getting angered and some girl accidentally ran into her and then hugged her to say sorry, as she left Kelly made a comment along the lines of "go the * away your dirty" Thankfully the girl didn't hear it and there was no altercation. Also while standing there, the ex-gf of legend Peter M. came over and asked me if I saw who was driving a car that had just driven by and then continued along with some story about an ex-bf to Kelly and I for a moment and left saying something about tinted windows.
I believe that night I observed the most people ever who couldn't talk right due to intoxication.
The rest of the week was pretty much filled with work and some McDonald's outings with Kelly. I consumed two double quarter pounders this week and 16 nuggets, and it brought back memory's of how when I was a kid I was just like Randy from TPB's. I used to go spend some summer vacation time with family in Bay Du Vin and while there we would play the card game 31 for quarters with people like EddyTG usually taking part in the games as well. I used to do my best to win, and on the way home after a week there, would stop at McDonald's and buy as many 69 cent cheeseburgers with ketchup I could afford on my card game winnings.
Jeremy informed me the other morning around 4am that he was at a Chinese restaurant earlier in the night and put "BUKKAKE!" into a search on a pc there, and that this was going to be "BUKKAKE! Awareness Month"
We headed to the OH, where it seemed pretty quiet for a bit. It then turned into an all star event with non stop laughing most of the night. I returned from the bathroom to notice Kelly found Franklin V. with a girl she used to work with. I haven't seen him since before the summer, so most of the night was spent with him hearing stories which cannot be reproduced for your enjoyment but were top notch. We were soon joined by names like Kenny M, G.Savoy, J. Morris, as well as a few others. I recall Kenny attempting to drink 3 drinks at once and they spilled over himself and a couple other people. Later in the night it appeared he tried to pick a fight with some guy. I also recall us running interference in a pick up attempt by him, which is always a fun event to take part in while out. Things used in the interference were comments like, "hey your date is sitting over there by herself." pointing to the girl who was actually there with Franklin.
Other highlights included seeing my cousin, and him stating, "Jesus had a haircut like mine" as well J Scott was out and observed taking part in yelling, "show us your tits" and some other notables I haven't seen in a good while such as Timmy M. who is still alive, and Mark. F was seen running and skipping around on the streets outside afterwards like he usually does.
Kelly and I then went to Subway and I talked to B. Ryan who has informed me due to the hockey strike he is forced to watch basketball this year, I don't think anything could make me watch basketball.
We then returned to outside the OH and had 3 or 4 taxi rides stolen by others who ran infront of us while we were waiting right on the corner for one. During this Kelly was getting angered and some girl accidentally ran into her and then hugged her to say sorry, as she left Kelly made a comment along the lines of "go the * away your dirty" Thankfully the girl didn't hear it and there was no altercation. Also while standing there, the ex-gf of legend Peter M. came over and asked me if I saw who was driving a car that had just driven by and then continued along with some story about an ex-bf to Kelly and I for a moment and left saying something about tinted windows.
I believe that night I observed the most people ever who couldn't talk right due to intoxication.
The rest of the week was pretty much filled with work and some McDonald's outings with Kelly. I consumed two double quarter pounders this week and 16 nuggets, and it brought back memory's of how when I was a kid I was just like Randy from TPB's. I used to go spend some summer vacation time with family in Bay Du Vin and while there we would play the card game 31 for quarters with people like EddyTG usually taking part in the games as well. I used to do my best to win, and on the way home after a week there, would stop at McDonald's and buy as many 69 cent cheeseburgers with ketchup I could afford on my card game winnings.
Jeremy informed me the other morning around 4am that he was at a Chinese restaurant earlier in the night and put "BUKKAKE!" into a search on a pc there, and that this was going to be "BUKKAKE! Awareness Month"
2004-11-07
Bean Flicking
Kelly's Birthday festivities went well at my place last Friday. I believe I had about 10 drinks by the end of the night, which was around 1230, as Kelly only lasted about an hour at the OH due to her impressive shooter skills at my house, I believe she consumed 32, along with all her other regular drinks.
2004-10-29
It's time I got back to the Good Life
Roughly 3 hours until tip off time, tip off of my first glass of liquor in 10 weeks at tonights pre gathering at my house. I have given much thought about what that drink will be, and have decided it will be James Bond style, an Iceberg Vodka/Southern Comfort Martini while I play some poker. From there it will be Comfort and A&W, followed by some Bacardi and cola at the OH.
A summary of events will be posted in the next couple of days.
A summary of events will be posted in the next couple of days.
2004-10-22
Don't Get Eliminated!
Well it’s been exactly a month since my last post.
No particular reason for that, just lots of other activities keeping me busy, including work, and the internet seemed to be pretty slack during the time.
Important fact of the day;
My streak of sobriety will exceed 2 months this weekend; hopefully it will end in another week during Kelly's birthday celebrations. For those first time readers, I'm not an alcoholic, I've had lack of time for drinking since the massive B. Savoy wedding night and have been holding off until the time is right for a massive "Welcome Back to Drinking" event. Last week I hit a phase were I had the taste of rum and coke in my mouth for about an hour. I can't wait to have that and some Southern Comfort. I hope to try Iceberg Vodka for the first time soon as well. Thanks to Craig Pinhey over at Frogs Pad my interest has been sparked in it. I guess Iceberg rated 3rd or 4th in the world of Vodka, the big names like Absolut finished pretty low on the list and Smirnoff actually received a not ratable rank. I stumbled across Pinhey's work while at my work; he has articles syndicated on aliant.net, all about the local liquor scene. I hope one day he does a review of the Blackhorse.
I've been spending some time lately playing poker. Speaking of cards, I stumbled across a site that features the rules/instructions to what seems to be every card game and variation of them ever created, check it out here.
No particular reason for that, just lots of other activities keeping me busy, including work, and the internet seemed to be pretty slack during the time.
Important fact of the day;
My streak of sobriety will exceed 2 months this weekend; hopefully it will end in another week during Kelly's birthday celebrations. For those first time readers, I'm not an alcoholic, I've had lack of time for drinking since the massive B. Savoy wedding night and have been holding off until the time is right for a massive "Welcome Back to Drinking" event. Last week I hit a phase were I had the taste of rum and coke in my mouth for about an hour. I can't wait to have that and some Southern Comfort. I hope to try Iceberg Vodka for the first time soon as well. Thanks to Craig Pinhey over at Frogs Pad my interest has been sparked in it. I guess Iceberg rated 3rd or 4th in the world of Vodka, the big names like Absolut finished pretty low on the list and Smirnoff actually received a not ratable rank. I stumbled across Pinhey's work while at my work; he has articles syndicated on aliant.net, all about the local liquor scene. I hope one day he does a review of the Blackhorse.
I've been spending some time lately playing poker. Speaking of cards, I stumbled across a site that features the rules/instructions to what seems to be every card game and variation of them ever created, check it out here.
2004-09-22
Beads!
I just remembered one of my favorite Jimmy Kimmel moments, he had a guest on and was asking him questions about the guest's upcoming movie and out of the blue asked, "Do you think god is mad at Michael Jackson?"
It has been forever since I have had a drink of alcohol. Only about 8 days short of being a month. I think mainly this is due to a busy schedule and not having a Thursday, Saturday or Sunday for a recovery day off in that time frame. I also have not had an urge to drink. I will be trying to stay away from drinking for a full month, for no particular reason, like a calm before the storm.
I would like to see a hurricane or tropical storm named BUKKAKE!
"BUKKAKE! is going to be a messy storm, it is going to slam into the coast and drench it."
It has been forever since I have had a drink of alcohol. Only about 8 days short of being a month. I think mainly this is due to a busy schedule and not having a Thursday, Saturday or Sunday for a recovery day off in that time frame. I also have not had an urge to drink. I will be trying to stay away from drinking for a full month, for no particular reason, like a calm before the storm.
I would like to see a hurricane or tropical storm named BUKKAKE!
"BUKKAKE! is going to be a messy storm, it is going to slam into the coast and drench it."
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