Jesus had a haircut like mine

The highlight of the week was Wednesday night. It started out innocently with picking up Chris, Julie and Kelly, then heading to my place for pre drinking events. We were joined by Vanessa and Paige who never drinks, because she is always driving, but I think she has a fear of liquor, and uses the driving as an excuse. We must test this theory out.

We headed to the OH, where it seemed pretty quiet for a bit. It then turned into an all star event with non stop laughing most of the night. I returned from the bathroom to notice Kelly found Franklin V. with a girl she used to work with. I haven't seen him since before the summer, so most of the night was spent with him hearing stories which cannot be reproduced for your enjoyment but were top notch. We were soon joined by names like Kenny M, G.Savoy, J. Morris, as well as a few others. I recall Kenny attempting to drink 3 drinks at once and they spilled over himself and a couple other people. Later in the night it appeared he tried to pick a fight with some guy. I also recall us running interference in a pick up attempt by him, which is always a fun event to take part in while out. Things used in the interference were comments like, "hey your date is sitting over there by herself." pointing to the girl who was actually there with Franklin.

Other highlights included seeing my cousin, and him stating, "Jesus had a haircut like mine" as well J Scott was out and observed taking part in yelling, "show us your tits" and some other notables I haven't seen in a good while such as Timmy M. who is still alive, and Mark. F was seen running and skipping around on the streets outside afterwards like he usually does.

Kelly and I then went to Subway and I talked to B. Ryan who has informed me due to the hockey strike he is forced to watch basketball this year, I don't think anything could make me watch basketball.

We then returned to outside the OH and had 3 or 4 taxi rides stolen by others who ran infront of us while we were waiting right on the corner for one. During this Kelly was getting angered and some girl accidentally ran into her and then hugged her to say sorry, as she left Kelly made a comment along the lines of "go the * away your dirty" Thankfully the girl didn't hear it and there was no altercation. Also while standing there, the ex-gf of legend Peter M. came over and asked me if I saw who was driving a car that had just driven by and then continued along with some story about an ex-bf to Kelly and I for a moment and left saying something about tinted windows.

I believe that night I observed the most people ever who couldn't talk right due to intoxication.

The rest of the week was pretty much filled with work and some McDonald's outings with Kelly. I consumed two double quarter pounders this week and 16 nuggets, and it brought back memory's of how when I was a kid I was just like Randy from TPB's. I used to go spend some summer vacation time with family in Bay Du Vin and while there we would play the card game 31 for quarters with people like EddyTG usually taking part in the games as well. I used to do my best to win, and on the way home after a week there, would stop at McDonald's and buy as many 69 cent cheeseburgers with ketchup I could afford on my card game winnings.

Jeremy informed me the other morning around 4am that he was at a Chinese restaurant earlier in the night and put "BUKKAKE!" into a search on a pc there, and that this was going to be "BUKKAKE! Awareness Month"

Bean Flicking

Kelly's Birthday festivities went well at my place last Friday. I believe I had about 10 drinks by the end of the night, which was around 1230, as Kelly only lasted about an hour at the OH due to her impressive shooter skills at my house, I believe she consumed 32, along with all her other regular drinks.