2006-10-10

Coming Lou!

Saturday saw a classic BHT outing.
I'm pretty sure Allen Legere was on hand, as was the Montreal pornstar Malezia.
Another BHT question was answered, the one of, "What is kept in the cupboard under the TV?" was solved when Marv had to retrieve an item -- toilet paper.

Andrew & I showed up pretty early, claiming the usual table and settling into a few drinks before making our way to the pool table to begin our usual best of 5 challenge. I was still sober at that point, loosing the first two rounds. It wasn't until the third frame that the liquor started to kick in, making my pool playing super powers come out. In the end Andrew came out the victor 3 games to 1, taking the title.

It was around that point which CMack, Graeme, Don, Marty & others showed up, we settled into more drinking, & classic BHT conversation.

Allen Legere's friend approached Kelly who was at another table with her friends, asking if she could bring up his myspace page on her phone. Sadly the url was not obtained.

Later in the night, Andrew made his way to Subway with Graeme & company, while I proceeded to the bar to return my glass before heading to the O'house with Kelly & company to obtain a burger. I cannot go home at the end of the night without a good burger.

I ended up in a 25 minute conversation with Jerry M. covering such topics as how his wife will only let him go to the BHT, & I brought up the topic of the sad state of teachers around here these days, in reference to one that was on hand. Jerry enjoyed this and proceeded to say, "Yeah that's right, f*ck I'm glad my kids aren't in school anymore!" Some conversation was also had with Marv & Robert M.

The O'house was a pretty quick stop, walking through, getting a drink, finishing walking through and out. I did stop to harass James. S for a bit. No burger was obtained, but as usual "Wheels" was taking us to McDonald's.
Outside Kelly hugged a few people, we met up with Joey, talked with James H., then headed for the car.

The drive was not without incident. We made it halfway there before Kelly declared she was going to be sick, we pulled over. "Wheels" seems to always be prepared, having professional vomit bags and a box of Kleenex on hand in the back seat. We continued to McDonald's. Some where along the drive, Vanessa was able to determine where I get my haircut, just by running her hand through it. That is like a mechanic being able to tell where you had your last oil change by touching the filter.

It seems we can't go through the Mcds Drive Thru without someone running out of the car into the distance to use the bathroom. This time it was Kelly & Vanessa. The drive home was without incident, as everyone was busy eating.

Once back to Kelly's, my plan was to watch the F1 race. Some how she did not get any of the 3 channels it was on. I had to settle for Comedy Centrals Roast of William Shatner. It was pretty good, but nothing close to the Dennis Miller Roast.

Sunday I woke up around 4am on the floor with all the blankets, I'm not sure how I achieved that. I got up, put the blankets back on the bed with Kelly, got some water and returned to the floor, since it was cool. Sleeping would not last long, being woken up by the sound of a bell ringing upstairs followed by, "Coming Lou!" at 6am.

Later in the day it was off to the grocery store with Andrew, other than having a defective cart & seeing a couple former teachers, it was without incident. Eventually later in the afternoon we ended up hitting some golf balls at the BBBF, sadly we did not find C.T or any bodies behind the ball field when retrieving the balls.

A few hours later I made a pizza, eating the whole thing, followed by passing out for awhile.

Holiday Monday featured a viewing of "License to Drive" for the first time in over a decade, it was probably better then what I remembered.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I still think that was Ron Fellows, not Allan Legere.

Anonymous said...

fuck i forgot about that, i agree, i bet there was a yellow vette parked outside, we should have looked.

Anonymous said...

I have a picture of them on my cell phone

Anonymous said...

i will need to see it, in hopes of matching it up to a myspace profile search

Anonymous said...

Oh, that girl did look like Malezia.

For some reason I believe the one at the BHT's name was Kayla or something like that.